NoLaptopTrades

NLT Alpha Sniper runs on a Samsung A31 with a cracked screen — the same phone it was built on, still running the pipeline today. No laptop. No server rack. No cloud IDE. Just Termux, Python, and a working internet connection.

The name is the proof of concept.

Alpha Sniper is a Solana graduation sniper pipeline — a terminal-first tool that monitors PumpSwap and LaunchLab for new token graduations, runs them through a multi-stage filter, scores entry quality across 12 signals, and paper trades the result in real time.

The tagline is Assess before you commit. That is the entire philosophy. Most losses in this market come from entering without a process. Alpha Sniper is the process — automated, logged, and repeatable. No real funds move. Every outcome is recorded.

It runs on Android via Termux, on Linux, and on WSL. Your API keys never leave your device. There is no cloud dependency for the core pipeline.

Every trade the pipeline simulates is logged — take profits, stop losses, rugs, and timeouts. Nothing is filtered out before the results are published. The simulator page on this site shows the full dataset.

If the strategy underperforms, it shows. That is the point. The data exists to be studied, not to sell a fantasy.